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PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:00 am 
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I think we had a thread like this on the old forum. We should continue it here.


First one from Melanie (the Bottom page 33) who was captured by a large number of bums

Melanie: "Wait a minute. There are so many of you guys. Am I to entertain all of you now?... That's too much. I demand to be g@ngr@ped under fairer conditions."


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:13 am 
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from the same page!

Preacher: "There..I love one thing about you, girl. You are always wet and slippery."
Melanie: "Oh yeah?..And I love one thing about you too, Preacher. You are always...Um...Okay, I got nuthin'"

and also:

Melanie: "Well...Okay, you got a point there.'"


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:19 am 
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:lol: You got mine.


on page 36, after the main event,

Melanie: "... every dark g@ngr@pe has a silver lining"




Oh, and I really liked the joke about being a fairy princess. :D
(Page 41)

Melanie: "Also I wasn't totally honest about being a fairy princess either."


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Melanie:"I can help you build a huge empire in a short time."
"Okay, maybe not huge..."
"Alright. Let's say a very teeny tiny empire..."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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"The way to my Master's cock is through my lips." Will reveal character later.

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Thon wrote:
Melanie:"I can help you build a huge empire in a short time."
"Okay, maybe not huge..."
"Alright. Let's say a very teeny tiny empire..."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thank you, Maxwell Smart! "Would you believe....?"


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 5:21 pm 
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Spaz wrote:
Thon wrote:
Melanie:"I can help you build a huge empire in a short time."
"Okay, maybe not huge..."
"Alright. Let's say a very teeny tiny empire..."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thank you, Maxwell Smart! "Would you believe....?"

Well, kinda.

A true Maxwell Smart catchphrase that would suit Mel is;
PotentialNewMaster: "Slave, you know I will abuse you in all imaginable ways and utterly destroy your holes?"
Melanie: "And loving it!

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Thon wrote:
A true Maxwell Smart catchphrase that would suit Mel is;
PotentialNewMaster: "Slave, you know I will abuse you in all imaginable ways and utterly destroy your holes?"
Melanie: "And loving it!

And don't forget the Condom of Silence!


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Okay, I have one from the Bottom,

The dog: Woof!
Melanie: Go woof yourself, you stupid pooch!



But my all time favorite is still the phone call between Sherry and Michelle from "the Society":

Sherry: Hi, this is Sherry Stevenson. I'm the current wife of Mr. Stevenson. Is this Michelle Ramera, the job applicant my dear husband fucked a couple weeks ago?
Michelle: es... er... that's me, I guess....
Sherry: Very well. My husband wants to know if you are available right now.

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samantha wrote:
But my all time favorite is still the phone call between Sherry and Michelle from "the Society":

Sherry: Hi, this is Sherry Stevenson. I'm the current wife of Mr. Stevenson. Is this Michelle Ramera, the job applicant my dear husband fucked a couple weeks ago?
Michelle: es... er... that's me, I guess....
Sherry: Very well. My husband wants to know if you are available right now.

That's a good one!

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I actually prefer the follow on bit to that;conversation:-

Michelle "Why. . . you mean he wants to fuck me again?"
Sherry "I'm sure he does, but this is about a temp job opportunity"


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I just love when Tawnie says "Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God."

Melanie had a similar line too. I think she says Oh my God. Oh my God by not the third time.

Actually Melanie reminds me of Tawnie. Both characters are optimistic and good hearted. The main difference is Melanie is way smarter and has a witty tongue. I think it would be interesting if the two met. Perhaps, they are distant relatives.

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Rufus wrote:
I actually prefer the follow on bit to that;conversation:-

Michelle "Why. . . you mean he wants to fuck me again?"
Sherry "I'm sure he does, but this is about a temp job opportunity"

The entire conversation is hilarious.


Another one from The Bottom

Slavegirl: I studied literature in college.
Melanie: Oh, so you are useless, eh?

That one is especially funny for me because that is how I feel about my literature degree. :lol:

There was a similar joke in the Stables too.

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samantha wrote:
Slavegirl: I studied literature in college.
Melanie: Oh, so you are useless, eh?

That one is especially funny for me because that is how I feel about my literature degree. :lol:

There was a similar joke in the Stables too.

:lol: I bet E also studied lit. It certainly wasn't engineering... :roll:






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Thon wrote:
:lol: I bet E also studied lit. It certainly wasn't engineering... :roll:

Alas, you are wrong.

(This was a minor infraction, so you are banned for a mere 23 seconds.)


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Erenisch wrote:
Thon wrote:
:lol: I bet E also studied lit. It certainly wasn't engineering... :roll:

Alas, you are wrong.

Of course. Happens all the time. But of what part I wonder .. Gat, stop thinking of preachers, I need your help on this!

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Erenisch wrote:
Thon wrote:
:lol: I bet E also studied lit. It certainly wasn't engineering... :roll:

Alas, you are wrong.

(This was a minor infraction, so you are banned for a mere 23 seconds.)


i got banned from a pub once till the next day(me and my brother where trying to make off with the pool table!, well we had put more than enough money in it!)


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slutmaster3 wrote:
Erenisch wrote:
Thon wrote:
:lol: I bet E also studied lit. It certainly wasn't engineering... :roll:

Alas, you are wrong.

(This was a minor infraction, so you are banned for a mere 23 seconds.)


i got banned from a pub once till the next day(me and my brother where trying to make off with the pool table!, well we had put more than enough money in it!)

Hehe, in my youth I managed to get my self thrown out and banned, for a week or so, from one of the sleasiest taverns in the south of France for .. wait for it .. chasing penguins. :lol:

No, they were not nuns. No there wasn't any real penguins either. Actually no birds at all as I recall it (don't trust that though). Apparently I first had held an animated discussion with the staff about those funny birds in the saloon, and later in an effort to catch one, toppled over several tables. Yes I had inhaled *something* :roll:

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i got banned from a pub once till the next day(me and my brother where trying to make off with the pool table!, well we had put more than enough money in it!)[/quote]
Hehe, in my youth I managed to get my self thrown out and banned, for a week or so, from one of the sleasiest taverns in the south of France for .. wait for it .. chasing penguins. :lol:

No, they were not nuns. No there wasn't any real penguins either. Actually no birds at all as I recall it (don't trust that though). Apparently I first had held an animated discussion with the staff about those funny birds in the saloon, and later in an effort to catch one, toppled over several tables. Yes I had inhaled *something* :roll:[/quote]
sounds good

i did go to a pub in north wales called the pink elephant, they had a light machine that shown flying pink elephants on the walls, didn't need anything else,also when i was at liverpool poly i did go to mardi gras that was fun walk in fly out! :lol:


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Hey we are trying to build a sophisticated image for BDSM-lovers here, you drunks!

bars with penguins and pink elephants? I need to get out more often.


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