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 Post subject: J.P Marteau "Facts"
PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:56 am 
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North Korean state media inform us that Kim Jong An could drive a car aged 3 and his grandfather scored eleven holes in one on his first ever round of golf. This got me wondering exactly what could the legendary Marteau do? It is our chance to literally backfill E.C.U history

I am sure you all know how this works;- take one mythologised individual and record some very impressive "facts" about them.

Did you know there are 348 things in the average suburban living room that J.P Marteau could use to punish a slave girl including the room itself?


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 Post subject: Re: J.P Marteau "Facts"
PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:54 pm 
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North Korean state media inform us that Kim Jong An could drive a car aged 3 and his grandfather scored eleven holes in one on his first ever round of golf. This got me wondering exactly what could the legendary Marteau do? It is our chance to literally backfill E.C.U history

I am sure you all know how this works;- take one mythologised individual and record some very impressive "facts" about them.

Did you know there are 348 things in the average suburban living room that J.P Marteau could use to punish a slave girl including the room itself?


Hey my nephew can drive a car at 3. It is a battery operated toddler car but still. :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: J.P Marteau "Facts"
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What did he use to reach the pedals I wonder. :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: J.P Marteau "Facts"
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J.P. Marteau has trouble with orgasm denial in his slave girls as the typical cunt will cum just from being in the same room with him.

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J.P. Marteau averages 500ml of semen per orgasm, and typically cums 5-8 times a day. (unless he's horny...)

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The sexual enhancement additives in most modern foodstuffs are chemically based on a distillation of J.P. Marteau's endocrine emissions.

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J.P. Marteau once got a slut pregnant by fucking her sister in the ass.


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 Post subject: Re: J.P Marteau "Facts"
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Wow. :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: J.P Marteau "Facts"
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In Pussiania there are two types of females. Those personally enslaved by J.P Marteau and those who want to be.

J.P Marteau's harem was so large that his household qualified as a small country

J.P Marteau once got twenty-five women to voluntarily become his slaves simply by blinking.


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J.P. Marteau once got a slut pregnant by fucking her sister in the ass.


:lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: J.P Marteau "Facts"
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Chuck Norris in the Erenisch universe would be some epic BDSM.


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J. P. Marteau can choose which sperm impregnates a slave. He has never had a daughter as a result

J. P. Marteau's slaves still weep at his grave. Not just because the miss him, but they haven't been able to come without him

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j.P Marteau had to report to the nearest B.F.A office every year as he qualified as a "Weapon of Mass Fertilisation."


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-J.P. Marteau was so virile, women passing by his mausoleum get pregnant with quintuplets.


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 Post subject: Re: J.P Marteau "Facts"
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J p Marteau's sperms isn't stored frozen like any other sperm. They can leave it anywhere. It's so verily it can be stored anywhere

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 Post subject: Re: J.P Marteau "Facts"
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Marteau never had trouble with the feminists. He'd just take them alone into a room for 5 minutes and then they would come out all compliant.

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